Bérengère: French tourist
Driss: French tourist son
Orlando, Florida, restroom of a campsite
Driss and Berengere taking a shower …
Berengere: Driss come take your shower
Driss: OK the water is warm?
A lady enters the room and goes to the toilet …
Driss: WHO IS IT?
Berengere: stop screaming you know that everyone hears everything here, you will bother the lady
Driss: Who is it?
Berengere: a lady
Driss: She will take our shower?
Berengere: no I rather think she goes to the toilet
We hear the lady taking toilet paper
Berengere: well I think she make a big poo!
We hear the lady flushing toilets
Berengere oula yes, since the smell I confirm you that she made a holy shit that won’t be soon forgotten!
Driss: oh yes it stinks!
Berengere: wow she’s eating moldy it is not possible …
Berengere and Driss out of the shower
Driss (trying to access the sink): Excuse me madam!
The lady: But I beg my boy …
The woman leaves the room and returns to where she came from
Berengere: ah so she spoke French … oops
The moral of this beautiful little piece: even abroad, always be careful: you take too fast usually nobody understands us, but in fact it is never safe!
Here we are in Miami, final destination before returning to France …
We went to Disneyworld as good tourists, Cape Canaveral and the Kennedy Space Center NASA for launch of a SpaceX Falcon 9 rocket. Everybody installed, eyes on the launch pad in the distance … Countdown begins 10 minutes from the launch window … T-10 T-9min 30sec … … T-9 .. . etc … then 2min 49sec from the end of the countdown … NO GO, LAUNCH ABORTED! Too much wind, storm in sight … aaarrghhhh launch is canceled. We believed it. Time bastard.
PS: Berengere has nabbed large foam frie to play in the pool.